guilty as charged

I am the worst for saying "Is it Friday yet" atleast 7 times a week. 

And when I say 7, it's probably closer to 7 million.

I am guilty of putting conditions on situations - 

"Oh.. this would be amazing, if..."

or

"I love this, but..."

Or the ultimate -

"I will be happy when..."

I am thinner

I have a new car

My hair is longer

I have new clothes

I have enough money 

I get a new job

I spend more time with friends

I spend more time on 'me'

I go for walks before sunrise

I sleep in until midday

When, when, when

If, if, if

It's conditional; it's impossible.

And it's exhausting.

xx