oh em gee
Honestly, I feel a little out of place amongst many other oh-so-talented, and frankly, intimidating men and women who have participated before me.
Because I know what I am bringing to the table...
And it's not an impressive CV or infinite business advice.
Which brings me to The Topic of Today -
R E S T I N G B I T C H F A C E
(Formerly known as Bitchy Resting Face as shown in this Official Google Trends Graph)
... a phenomenon in which the resting face lacks animation and appears to look bitchy at all times, thus leading people to believe a person must be upset, a snob or a bitch.
Trust me... It's a thing.
People, such as myself, who suffer Chronic Resting Bitch Face are often inundated with enquiry from surrounding people, including -
"Are you okay?"
"Are you mad/sad/depressed?"
"You know...Before I got to know you, I thought you were a snobby bitch*."
How people who suffer Chronic Resting Bitch Face respond -
"No, nothing is wrong."
"Yes, I'm sure."
How people who suffer Chronic Resting Bitch Face want to respond -
"IT'S JUST HOW MY FACE LOOKS!"
|I could have posted a photo of my own RBF..|
But how could I go past Sassy Barbie?!
If you too suffer from this condition, please know you are not alone.
Infact, let us stand united.